It’s Spam Thursday!

Once again, I have been enlightened by my spam folder.

Spam Thursday

According to my old friend and genius Harry Scott, Pain killers are here! You probably don’t realize this, but pain killers are things that “kill pain.”

OK, let me break it down for you: Let’s say you have a headache, right? Well: You swallow these so-called “pain killers,” and in about 20 minutes or so, your headache goes away! It’s amazing!

I know what you’re thinking: “How could this be? I have never heard of such a thing in all my existence!” Well, new inventions come along every day. Do you think before Thomas Edison invented the light bulb that everyone had thought about electricity? NO, of course not! Not everyone is a genius, but Harry Scott is, and he has invented things that will kill pain!

I can’t wait to find out what exciting new surprises are in store for me tomorrow — or in about five minutes, when more spam comes into my folder.

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