August 31st, 2006
Ahhhh, Call the Humane Society! Call PETA!
OMG, Ottilia Zamora is trying to sell me chili with cat meat! I don’t eat cat meat! Cats are pets! My family’s cat Otis disappeared last fall; What if Ottilia got him?! OOOOH NOOOOO!!! If you have a cat, watch out for Ottilia — She appears to be ruthless, if she’s sending me emails just flat out offering up her cat chili.
The only chili she’s selling me is the chills down my spine!
