So I’ve taken the liberty of looking up some natural alternatives. Valerian is meant to be very good at relieving the cramps. As apparently are orgasms. High intake of Omega 3 and Vitamin E around time as well. That should reduce or even eradicate the pain rather than hide it.
I know, I know, you’re going to say, “Fuck off you man, what do you know about the pains that come with bleeding once a month? If you could ever experience gut wrenching pain like this we’d see if you’d still stick to your hippy dippy ways. You wouldn’t last two minutes before you’re knocking back the ketamine. I’ll take as much Advil as I please.” And you’re right, and I am a patronizing twat even trying to offer this advice. But for some reason I’m still going to click Submit Comment.