MAN!  I can't stop writing about the searches people have done that pulled up my blog!  Every day they come in and just get more and more ridiculous!  Here are some gems from today:

Traffic Cop Dancing

white girl dreadlock picture

the biggest cock in the universe (Why did this pull up my blog?)

and

because i am starving

Why did someone type "because i am starving" into their search engine?  Why? Why?  I fear I shall never know.