This Is Where I Am
June4
My back and neck are so painfully tight, and I have such an unrelenting tension headache, that if a bum walked up to me with visible scabies and offered me a massage, I would take it.
Hi! I’m Marcy. Welcome to my blog! I started keeping a blog in like 2003 on Friendster (remember that!?), and quickly became charmed by the idea of telling the internet about insignificant things that I did, observed, or thought about. Aren’t you so glad, Internet??? I grew up in North Carolina but have lived in Los Angeles for a handful of years, pursuing entertainmenty-type things with varying degrees of success, ranging from TV guest star to temper tantrums in which I throw myself face down on my bed and wail, “When will it be myyyyy tuuuuuurn????,” and everything in between. I’ve had some interesting day jobs along the way, including travel agent, “local expert,” and toy demonstrator, a job that consisted ENTIRELY of clocking in, playing with a toy, and clocking out. Right now I’m a copy editor in a tall office building in downtown LA. My hobbies include writing and performing comedy (sketch and improv), talking about getting back into tap dancing, and scolding myself for not playing my guitar as much as I should. I hope you enjoy my blog! I love comments, so please comment on my posts, especially if you like to leave nice ones.
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Bonus if the bum has really callousy palms and fingers, to help exfoliate your skin.
Lucky for you I am a connoisseur of scabie-covered-bumrubs!
Ok, now, if you’re looking for a full body treatment, with release, then I must recommend the troubled soul who wallows on the corner of Willshire and Cresent Heights. Scabies? Check! Sure, he’s missing a few digits but they are truly the fingerless hands of an Angel! Another alternative would be the vagabond who roams the alleyways on Fairfax between Beverly and Oakwood. She smells like pee and suffers from Tourette’s but if you can get past the cussin’ she’ll roll your back out with an old shopping cart wheel and leave you feelin’ shiny and new!
lady – don’t you have a gift certificate from me for a massage that I gave you for your b’day?? I am dying from strep right now but should be good in a few days so let me know when! And I have no visible skin diseases – bonus! xx
I never did figure out why you were so sore. Now I am wondering where you at? I am sure LA is a treasure trove of summer fun. Holla!