Agatha Christie? Care to Take a Stab?
August14
So… The toilet paper at work never runs out. This is a good thing on one level, for obvious reasons… but I can’t help wondering what happens to the almost-empty rolls. Do they throw them away? That would be mighty wasteful. Or do the janitors take them home to their families? Are there a bunch of cute little Latino kids using scratchy office toilet paper that is never fuller than 1/8 of a roll? I wonder these things.
I tried to confirm my theory by peeking into the janitor’s cart when I walked by just now, but I saw no evidence of auxiliary TP stashed in any sort of “take home” pile.
Your theories are welcome.
Never question unending supplies of toilet paper.
Just accept it, and enjoy it.
When people start asking questions…bad things happen.
It may have something to do with the Guinness World Record people examining my neighbors “largest collection of 1/8 of a roll of toilet paper rolls”.
Less impressive is my other neighbor’s attempting to beat the “world’s largest collection of telephones missing the 2 button” (the current record is 3 because really, why would you collect something like that?).