April 12th, 2006
Question: Is there such a thing as too much cheese?
Answer: Yes.
Last night I went to Annie's house for a friends and family get-together, since her parents and sister were visiting from North Carolina. It was lovely, and one of my favorite parts about the evening was all the cheese. I brought apples and colby-jack, and at least two other people brought cheese and crackers. There were many varieties of cheese present, including brie, jarlsberg, and my favorite: English cheddar with carmelized onions. mmmmm.
I ate a lot of cheese.
And got a lot of gas.
But it was worth it.
As a side note, why does everyone love Brie so much? To me, it smells and tastes like semen. Yes, that's right. You heard me. Semen. There. I said it again. (Thank goodness my parents don't know about this blog. If you know them, don't tell them!)
Here is a photo of Annie's get-together for your viewing enjoyment. I should have taken some pictures of all the cheese! Doh! Also, let it be known that Peeps were served on nice hors d'oeuvre plates. Yes, Marshmallow Peeps. Would that I had taken a picture of that, too, but you'll just have to believe me. Actually, I think Annie is eating a peep in this very photo! Perfect.