March 24th, 2006
So this is what heartburn feels like?
Wow! I guess what they say is true: 27 is older than 26. I think I have heartburn! I’ve never had it before, but here’s why I think I do: I am experiencing a burning sensation from the stomach area all the way up to the throat area. This happened immediately after quickly downing one of those Starbucks Frappuccinos that come in a glass bottle. Also, I’ve been taking 4 Advil every 4 hours today to sedate the elves that usually sleep in my uterous, but wake up once a month when I get my period and begin trashing the place, which causes me a fair amount of pain unless I keep them heavily sedated, those jerks.
So I guess the fistfulls of Advil and the 9.5 FL OZ of coffee and sugar tossed back in mere seconds was a bad combo for the ol’ acid balance? I’ll have to keep that in mind for the future.
