BaddMinton

But I covet nonetheless. There are two expensive things I want. Scratch that… there are lots of expensive things I want, but two right now I am close to buying, and while the purchase of these things might make me feel guilty, because I know I should take that money and invest it or […]

When I wrote this blentry, I could not, in my wildest dreams most terrifying nightmares, have imagined this:

I have no words, because the tackiness has caused my brain to explode. Now I am dead. Goodbye.

OK, cowboy, rope that pony in before you get any ideas. I just mean I need a little discipline.
Wow, that sounds dirty, too. Is it hot in here?
Alright. Let’s start over. I have no self discipline. Did I ever have any? I can’t remember. But for the last few weeks I have been going to […]

I just found this on YouTube while browsing for something else. Oh man, I don’t even know what to say, just watch it, and listen to the sound. I laughed so hard!
Dog or Chicken?

It’s almost birthday-time for me, and with it comes a lot of pondering things & stuff. Cause, like, I’m almost 30, Peeps. I’ll be 28, which is 2 less than 30, and ten more than 18. In fact, when I was 18 years old, as a senior in high school, ten of my friends […]

I don’t complain much on this blog, do I? I mean, not counting complaining about automatic-flush toilets, but that’s only because they are made by demons and if you look far down enough into the bowl you can see glimpses of hell.
But usually I’m pretty upbeat. So I decided I get a free pass today. […]

Y’all, I can’t wait to retire! I know this is weird, but I get really excited when I think about it. It’s not even about not working anymore, although that will be sweet. I just think it will be rad to live in a retirement community with a bunch of other “active seniors.” […]

Lately there’s been something swimming around in my brain. Something I’ve heard about before but kind of forgot about, or didn’t pay much attention to. But I keep hearing it, and I’m starting to think it makes a lot of sense. It has to do with the power of want. Wanting something is the […]

I have a chest cold. So does everyone in my whole office. I’m coughing up gross green stuff.
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I bought a cannister of chai tea on my lunch break, but it tastes like ass. Below is an IM conversation about it:
me: ugh, i just got a big cannister of chai from TJs and it tastes […]

Saturday night was my big Halloween party night, and, well… I was kind of underwhelmed. The highlight of the evening wasn’t even the party, it was the preparty at my friend Mike’s house, where we played a drinking game. The actual party we went to was at a bar, and the costumes […]

At my elementary school, we used to sing a fantastic Halloween song around this time of year. Don’t you wish we could still do that kind of stuff? I wish a bell would ring at my office at 2pm every day, and we would all go down to “Music,” and sit in wooden […]

I was looking at some stuff saved on my computer, and I came across this IM conversation I had with my mom a while back:
me: i’m headed to san diego tonight for elise’s birthday shindig tomorrow
me: we’re going wine tasting in Temecula
mom: Isn’t that Mexico?
me: no, your’e thinking Tijuana
mom: PLEEEEEEEEASE be very careful […]

I’m trying to be positive here. The truth is, last year I had a pretty sucky fall & winter. It wasn’t fall or winter’s fault, but the short days and gloom didn’t really help matters. I like the crispness in the air in fall, but not as much as I like warm sunshine. […]

Am I crazy for liking the song “Infra Red” by Placebo? It’s so catchy! BUT… As far as I can tell, it’s all about creepy stalker violence — um, not my usual cup ‘o tea. Have you seen the video? I like the beginning with the badass dude in the car, […]

You know what gets on my nerves? When people say they’re going to “give back to the community.” I don’t really know why it kills me so much, but it does. I mean, do people really even live in “communities” anymore? And when they say it, do they know what they’re […]