Archive for June, 2005

V.I.B.F.

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

I am very important.  I have a very important job.  Some may say I am a "V.I.P." and that my job is "high-profile."   I’ll give you an example.  Just moments ago I edited and sent out the following press release:
Bigfoot — Imminent Capture Anticipated
Highlights include:
BURLINGAME, CA — 06/29/2005 — "The elusive creature known as Bigfoot […]

Aaaaaaaaaargh!

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

What is the deal with those moral lectures they now give us at the movies?  Do you know what I’m talking about?  Is it only in L.A.?  Every time I *pay* (lots and lots of money) to go see a movie, there is a commercial telling me not to buy pirated movies or download movies […]

Yay, I’m a blogger!

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

So, this is my first blogging experience, and I am beside myself with excitement.  Not really, but I am kind of excited.  I would say that I am moderately to very excited. 
I recently gave in and set up a MySpace account, because I thought I couldn’t use the name I wanted to use for […]