Archive for December, 2005

These People Need to Get Out of My Head!

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

Today at work, FOUR of us wore the same exact colors, and only those colors. Burgundy and black. I mean, it’s not like we wear these colors every day. I, for one, haven’t worn the shirt I wore literally in years, because I had lost it and recently found it in […]

Porcelain Devils, or “Bowls of Evil”

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005

Automatic-flush toilets were sent here from hell, to remind us of the punishment that may await us if we’re not careful.  I hate them, with every fiber of my being.
I’ll tell you, I like the automatic faucets — easy, saves water, and as a germaphobe, I appreciate not having to touch bacteria-infested surfaces more than […]

Pinky the Retarded Clown, At Your Service

Friday, December 9th, 2005

Last night I had a lapse of judgement so extreme it resulted in a full-fledged early-morning outfit crisis.
I had carefully picked out the following ensemble and placed it on the chair by my bed:  A long, strapless dark pink flowy top.  On top of that I planned to wear a short, black 3/4" sleeve […]

December 8

Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

On this day three years ago, my mom and I crossed over the California state line, the temperature immediately increased by about 20 degrees, and I began shedding layers until I was down to jeans and my spanking new "La Jolla Youth Sports League" t-shirt, which I had bought in anticipation of living at my […]