BaddMinton

OMG, Ottilia Zamora is trying to sell me chili with cat meat! I don’t eat cat meat! Cats are pets! My family’s cat Otis disappeared last fall; What if Ottilia got him?! OOOOH NOOOOO!!! If you have a cat, watch out for Ottilia — She appears to be ruthless, if she’s sending […]

Hey guys, just wanted to share some good news: Both Pillow and Chloride have approved my loans!

Phew, such a relief. I also applied for loans from Blanket, Teddy Bear, and Fluoride, but haven’t heard from them yet. I’ll keep you posted.

UM…. Am I in Pergatory? My worst nightmare is coming true. I was peeing in my favorite bathroom stall at the office yesterday (for information on which one is my favorite and why, see Appendix A), and mid-pee, what do you think happened? Yes. It flushed itself. I was all, “Wha…???” […]

Soooooooo, it’s back to the ol’ grindstone for me. Last week Jeff & I flew to Kauai for Rachel & Dan’s wedding and a week of fun (well, more like 5 days). Here’s Jeff and me at the wedding reception:

I got back to LA on Friday night, and the next day scooted off to […]

It’s

Friday!
You’ll never believe what my friend Cosmo Belknap sent me today: The Dreaded Ho Test! Ugh.

Why does Cosmo think I need a ho test? Is he hinting at something, or is he just sending it along to be friendly, so I can make sure I haven’t accidentally become a ho? Either way, […]

I just read Cathryn Michon, Grrl Genius’s blog entry for today about her friend’s organization, Friends & Helpers. Here’s a blurb from Cathryn’s blentry:
So anyway, here’s the deal. In September my boyfriend and I (and apparently a bunch of rock stars) and some other people like us who are NOT rock stars are all […]

I was thinking about what to write today, and in the back of my mind swirled all the things I have to get done this week, and I thought, “Boy, do I feel stressed,” and probably because I just looked at my last blentry’s title, Don’t Whine, Drink Wine, the first thing that popped into […]

This weekend was different from some other weekends in that I went somewhere other than L.A. It was my friend Elise’s birthday, and I went to San Diego to visit her and go wine tasting in Temecula. I left work on Friday night, stopped and got a delicious steak and rice teryaki wrap […]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! QUICK! WE HAVE TO SAVE MILDRED BOYKIN! SHE IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE! TODAY!!!

OK. I clicked on the email, and this is what it said:
Date: Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:08:14 -0400
From: “Mildred Boykin” < novrqalirjevr@allekto.de >
Subject: will expire today
Sensationall revoolution in medicine!
E’’nlarge your p’’enis up to 10 cm or up […]

Once again, I have been enlightened by my spam folder.

According to my old friend and genius Harry Scott, Pain killers are here! You probably don’t realize this, but pain killers are things that “kill pain.”
OK, let me break it down for you: Let’s say you have a headache, right? Well: You swallow these so-called “pain […]

You may remember when I was stressing out about being on that new game show, Starface, and then how I went and sat around all day and didn’t even get on. Well, I went back and taped the episode, and it’s airing this Wednesday night, August 9, at 9:30 P.M. on GSN. BUT […]

A while back, I was on my way to meet Jeff somewhere Hollywood-ish on a Sunday afternoon, and traffic was exponentially more ridiculous than it even usually is. I was all, “Whaaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuck,” and I called Jeff and was like, “What is up with all these cars, is there some kind of festival […]