BaddMinton

Y’all, I can’t wait to retire! I know this is weird, but I get really excited when I think about it. It’s not even about not working anymore, although that will be sweet. I just think it will be rad to live in a retirement community with a bunch of other “active seniors.” […]

I shamelessly stole this photo right off Cute Overload. But it’s too cute not to go on my blog right this very second. His caption on Cute Overload is “Teeny Tank Ted.” AWWWWWW! This little guy pulls some SERIOUS weight in the Babies vs. Puppies debate. Also, check out the bonus in the […]

Lately there’s been something swimming around in my brain. Something I’ve heard about before but kind of forgot about, or didn’t pay much attention to. But I keep hearing it, and I’m starting to think it makes a lot of sense. It has to do with the power of want. Wanting something is the […]

Last week after reading this blentry, my friend Virginia brought me this:

I am happy to report it is completely ass free, as advertised.

Pop open a can of Mountain Dew, Ladies, because it’s time for X-TREME HAIR REMOVAL!
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I’m pissed off. The topic? Bikini wax expectations. This is a relatively new thing, as in something that seems to have arisin within the last decade, and I’m not sure who exactly I have to thank for it. And […]

I have a chest cold. So does everyone in my whole office. I’m coughing up gross green stuff.
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I bought a cannister of chai tea on my lunch break, but it tastes like ass. Below is an IM conversation about it:
me: ugh, i just got a big cannister of chai from TJs and it tastes […]

OK, Californians. The election is Tuesday, and we have a whole nipseyrussell* of propositions to wade through. It’s confusing enough to make a person not want to vote. But please please vote! Because if you don’t, someone else will, and chances are, that person has his or her head up his or her ass. […]

Then it’s your lucky day, because it’s

Friday! BTW, I found that picture on Google images. Isn’t it great? Click on the thumbnail for the full effect. But anyway, on to business. I’ve gotten a lot of amazing email since the last Spam Friday. Let’s discuss:

First, David Sanders needs to learn how to pronounce […]