BaddMinton

I’m leaving bright and early tomorrow morning to fly to Vancouver for a family ski trip, and I’m still totally not packed. And by “bright and early” I mean pitch black dark and still the middle of the night. I have to be at my office building to catch my shuttle at 5:25, which means […]

I’m so tired of people using the word “myself” incorrectly. It is rampant. Why do people do this? And so many do. I am an editor. For my job, I edit things for correctness, or “correctaliciousness,” if you will. You would think my fellow editors would know when to say “me,” when to say “I,” […]

I just found this on YouTube while browsing for something else. Oh man, I don’t even know what to say, just watch it, and listen to the sound. I laughed so hard!
Dog or Chicken?

In middle school and probably high school too, and probably sometime earlier today, I would always pretend I knew what people were talking about, and I seldom did. I mean specifically pop-culture-type stuff. Somehow I just never knew. They’d be like, Oh, did you hear that new such-and-such song? And I’d be all, “Oh […]

I’m wearing my cranky pants today. Or maybe cranky shoes is more accurate, because it’s mostly because of my feet. As some of you know, I injured both of my feet in early December for the dumbest reason: I wore the wrong shoes in Disneyland. Ironically, these ones, that I was so excited about and […]

It’s almost birthday-time for me, and with it comes a lot of pondering things & stuff. Cause, like, I’m almost 30, Peeps. I’ll be 28, which is 2 less than 30, and ten more than 18. In fact, when I was 18 years old, as a senior in high school, ten of my friends […]

I need to write more.
This blog is getting lonely.
Sorry, Internet.
Today was sunny.
I read a book in the park.
Don’t be too jealous.
With windows open
the whole house smells like flowers.
California rocks.
Men with arm muscles
make me get all swooney-like.
Show me those guns, man.