Archive for April, 2007
Steamy Regards, Roger J. Pennywhistle
Monday, April 23rd, 2007I hate it when people sign letters or emails with “Regards.” I think it started several years ago when someone I was dating was mad at me and signed an email that way instead of the usual sweet & sexy signoff. I replied with an email to the effect of, “WHAT IN PETE’S […]
A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit Rock ‘n Roll
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007I guess I haven’t been paying attention to the news, because I missed it when someone deemed today the official “Drive Like an Asshole” day. All day long, I have been swerving in and out and around idiots. This morning someone in an old VW Beetle cut me off to the extent that I […]
Panic Atax
Sunday, April 15th, 2007My friend Annie just called to see what I was doing. “My taxes,” I said. “Well, I mean, not yet… I’m actually looking for my W-2, and, you know, paying some bills and stuff.”
“Aaaah, why do we do this?!” she moaned. She hasn’t done her taxes either, and for those of you who are […]
