Archive for May, 2007

Kids These Days!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Sunday night I went to a party with my friend Brennan. I should have known this would be an eventful night, because the last time I went to a party with him we ended up chauffering a group of dressy young adults we didn’t know up to a castle on top of a mountain, where […]

Not My Neighbor’s Wife Per Se

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

But I covet nonetheless. There are two expensive things I want. Scratch that… there are lots of expensive things I want, but two right now I am close to buying, and while the purchase of these things might make me feel guilty, because I know I should take that money and invest it or […]

Marbles, and the Loss Thereof

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Rebecca has gotten a new job, and while I am thrilled for her, I am sad for myself, because now she no longer works with me. When I arrived at work on Monday, I was greeted by her hard-partying patriotic kangaroo and koala, who were partying it up on my desk.

It made me a […]

Your Outfit Looks Like Pooh

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

When I wrote this blentry, I could not, in my wildest dreams most terrifying nightmares, have imagined this:

I have no words, because the tackiness has caused my brain to explode. Now I am dead. Goodbye.

Holy Hot Nerd, Batgrrl!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Grrl Genius Cathryn Michon is a proponate proponent* of the hot nerd — which is pretty much what it sounds like — a man who is both sexy and kinda nerdy, as opposed to the bad boys many women tend to fall for. Well… I’ll jump on that bandwagon, because as someone who is […]

I Need to Be Punished

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

OK, cowboy, rope that pony in before you get any ideas. I just mean I need a little discipline.
Wow, that sounds dirty, too. Is it hot in here?
Alright. Let’s start over. I have no self discipline. Did I ever have any? I can’t remember. But for the last few weeks I have been going to […]