BaddMinton

Yesterday I impulsively put down a deposit for my bike! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I’m already second-guessing myself, because this weekend I also found the keyboard I wanted, and I had decided to get it and wait on the bike. But then I saw someone with the bike, and he went on and on about how it’s […]

Oh, Did You Know? I’m a Genius.
I’ve got the post-it certificate to prove it (see exhibit A) (and thank you, Rebecca) and lots of other hard evidence… but most importantly, while driving home from work yesterday at breakneck speed, a flash of inspiration hit me like an enemy bogey. I decided that from that very […]

My roommate Matthew is moving out, and we’re supposed to find a new roommate to replace him (not that anyone could replace you, Matthew) (not that you read my blog anyway) by July 1. And we have not. Mind you, we have interviewed several people and have offered the room to four of them, and […]

A series of haikus that all go together to form a haiku voltron of sorts
Sticky snails are much
cuter than their east-coast friends
the slugs. UGH! gross slugs.
When it rains they play
on the steps outside the house
then they get stranded
Hey, Joe! Help me, please
we need to rescue these snails
before they dry out.
They’re startled at first
plus they’re dehydrated […]

My back and neck are so painfully tight, and I have such an unrelenting tension headache, that if a bum walked up to me with visible scabies and offered me a massage, I would take it.