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This Person Exists

January 2, 2014

A guy wrote all of these things on his OKCupid profile and gave no reason to believe he wasn’t dead serious. I deleted a few things, but I didn’t add anything.

My self-summary
Live the life you have imagined! Take care of what you have. Laugh at yourself daily!

What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live every day as though it might be my last! Accomplishing my goals.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How full the glass is, instead of how empty it is.

You should message me if
You love camping and long walks on the moonlit beach.

There is a “What I’m good at” category, but he forgot to mention his ability to speak entirely in clichés. Long walks on the beach. He really said it.