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		<title>More on Trash Cat Woman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can we talk about how in England, they apparently call the big trash can on the street a &#8220;wheelie bin&#8220;? Brits are so precious. Here is a picture of Trash Cat Woman being escorted into a police car. I think we all know, however, that the real story here is the ridiculous getup those cops [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/614</link>
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		<title>Trash Cat Woman vs. Vertigo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you all hear about this woman in England who was caught on video putting a stranger&#8217;s cat in a trash can for seemingly no reason? The article says she has no idea why she did it &#8212; that she doesn&#8217;t know what came over her. It made me wonder, why do we sometimes do [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/603</link>
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		<title>The 2010 TJ&#8217;s Buggy &#8212; New Body Style, Better Handling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The woman at Trader Joe&#8217;s looked at me like I was crazy when I went for the cart behind the cart that was in the front. Does that make sense? I pulled out one cart, then pulled out the next one and took that one. So naturally I felt the need to explain, so I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/538</link>
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		<title>Love on the L.A. Metro</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Please read the title to the tune of Aerosmith&#8217;s &#8220;Love in an elevator.&#8221; And now that we have that taken care of: I&#8217;ve been reading a self-help book, as I am wont to do, that told me to look for love everywhere I went, and to look for the connections between others and myself, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/534</link>
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		<title>Nuclear Summer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Y&#8217;all, I am fa-REAKING out about nuclear energy. I know this sounds weird, but I am. I don&#8217;t want it. And lots of powerful people are calling for government funding to go toward developing nuclear energy in the US. WTF?? This scares the ever-loving s@%t out of me, and would you think I was crazy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/529</link>
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		<title>Ignoring Neon Signs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was just cleaning out my email inbox, if you can count reducing 2,400 emails down to 1,688, and while dragging things into the trash folder, I happened to open one of the first emails I received from someone I went on one date with last year. This email chain was exchanged before the date, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/524</link>
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		<title>Making Sense</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was just reminded of a conversation I had a few months ago that reminded me of how much I hate being talked down to. There aren&#8217;t a lot of things I enjoy less than being patronized. I get it a lot, being a. a girl, b. a girl who has a young, innocent-looking face, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/516</link>
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		<title>Green Shirt, Marjorie, Marie Hugs Jane</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Blob! Blob! OH MY GOSH, I seem to be incapable of typing &#8220;blgo&#8221; OH MY GOSHOHMYGOSH, I promise you, I&#8217;m really trying to type it correctly! B L O G. There. Phew. It&#8217;s been a long time. I keep meaning to write, but it&#8217;s like the friend you haven&#8217;t talked to in months, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/512</link>
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		<title>The Spider Plant Saga &#8211; a.k.a. Peter and M.J.&#8217;s Not-So-Grand Adventure</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently someone suggested I get some plants for my room. Since I value this person&#8217;s opinion and since I could always use an extra dose of Oxygen &#8212; hey, who couldn&#8217;t? &#8212; when my friends Mike and Rebecca offered me a peaked-looking plant in their living room window, I eagerly agreed. He was a spider [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/455</link>
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		<title>Improv Arms</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One time recently I was at the gym and ran into a male person whom I know from the comedy theatre where I took improv classes and spend a disproportionate amount of my time. And when I saw him, I cleaned my proverbial glasses (&#8220;squeak, squeak!&#8221;), because &#8220;improv&#8221; and &#8220;the gym&#8221; are two worlds that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://baddminton.com/archives/485</link>
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